Jody: FOUND IT. I was trying to think of various non-pervy ways to Google this but I could only get so far.
Buzzfeed|Can you get through this post without needing a moment?
You're welcome ladies.
PS OMG how could I forget Michael Fassbender?
Alison: I'm doing some advanced window subterfuge to enjoy this Buzzfeed list.
Jody: I should add Chris Evans and Chris Pine to my list, but ONLY as Cap/Kirk. I have a pretty serious man-in-uniform thing. Doesn't really matter what kind of uniform.
I am glad we are having this very important conversation before Alison leaves.
Candice: Ope. Jody thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite movies, and another reason/place where I liked Billy Zane. Sorry guys we're back to him.
(Men and women just look way more stylish from 1950s back. Le sigh.)
Alison: I'm on board with Chris Pine, but for some reason Chris Evans I'm indifferent towards. I think it's that his face is too perfect.
I forgot about Matthew Goode.
Jody: Thank you so much for this. WWII-era is my favorite man-in-uniform era.
Candice: I'm the reverse Alison, I'm on board for Chris Evans but not as much Chris Pine - even as Capt. Kirk.
Oh. Karl Urban is always on my list, btw.
You'd never tell because he always sounds "American" in the movies he's in, and does a perfect version of Leonard McCoy for the Star Trek movies, but Karl Urban (a.k.a. leader of the Rohirrim) is a Kiwi.
Also it's great because he definitely started out like this
And since I don't want to leave you with that...
Okay really I'll stop now.
Jody: Never stop. Especially with that last picture. I have it positioned on my screen so it's just his jawline and meaty bicep at the moment and I'm super OK with that.
And on the Evans/Pine debate here is what I accidentally replied only to Alison:
"Yes! In every other respect, he (and Pine) are like "Eh..." they're so perfect they elicit no response from me. But in those stringent, structured uniforms that force a swagger...
It's like the opposite for me with Jon Hamm. As Don Draper he's so good looking it's boring, but IRL goddamn."
Alison: commence battle of the #sexyface:
Jody: I'm voting Urban on this one, though I have no problem with either.
Alison: Karl Urban's got like the intense gaze, whereas Tom Hiddleston has got like the pouty puppy eyes.
Alice: I'd like to humbly submit two additional candidates to this sexy free-for-all:
(If the gif doesn't display, click here. Trust me, you want to see this gif.)
Also Matthew Goode. (Yeah, Alison, I see you, girl.)
Been so in love with him ever since A Single Man.
Jody: 'Pouty puppy eyes' just sounds to me like a whole lot of drama. Karl Urban looks nice and...low-maintenance.
OMG I need to get back to work.
Candice: Wow, that Matthew Goode. Cutie.
Oh Cumberbatch, just read me stories.
Jody: Jesus how did we get up to 36 messages? Hahaha. I love all of you. (And you, Benedict Cumberbatch. Wink.)
Alison: I feel that my crushing on Matthew Goode AND Tom Hiddleston is somehow redundant.
Candice: This is actually one of my fave casts of gorgeous people. And Angel Coulby is my actress crush.
Jody: Alison, don't think of it as being redundant. Think of it as more to love. Maybe. One day.
I know y'all are ambivalent on Jon Hamm but I haven't contributed any photos yet. I marveled at this one for an inappropriately long time last week
Candice: It would be a mistake to be ambivalent about Jon Hamm. Speaking of, I totally want to see him in the movie that's out now, Million Dollar Arm.
That photo is great - so much going on but there's only one thing you really pay attention to. And it's not the guy in the background.
Ari: Well fine, if everyone else is doing it...
This is my new bf Pedro Pascal
And my lover on the side...
Annnnnnd how could I POSSIBLY FORGET my true soulmate Jon Snow
Jody: WHO ARE YOU, Pedro Pascal?
And who's the guy in the middle?
Candice: Yes, who is Señor Peter?
Mr handsome in the middle is of course from Game of Thrones.
Ari, are they all from GoT?
Jody: From the Baby-Faced Department...
Officer Bennett (don't know his real name but I guess it doesn't matter) from OINTB...
And the dude from Catfish. Katherine laughed in my face for this one a while back. Which is understandable. In the original film you get a clear shot of his GOD AWFUL back tattoo. BACK. TATTOO.
Jody: I'm thinking at this point we should have a calendar printed for GirlTown.
Alison: Omg how did I leave out Jon Snow for so long? I'm ridiculous.
I dedicate this picture to Alice:
Alice: Ahhh thanks Alison! Y'all won't believe this, but I actually made a large pastel portrait of that very picture... My girlfriend still takes every opportunity to tease me about that. x_x
Jody: Bring it in. Hang it over your desk.
Alison: Just reread all these. It's like a bedtime story.